Parenting fails

Being a new parent is no easy feat. Despite getting by on four hours’ sleep a night and having to adjust to a whole new way of life, there’s an expectation that because you are now a mother/father you should all of a sudden become the most organised, responsible and capable person overnight.

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Alongside this, there are also those ‘rules’set out by the healthcare professionals that put the fear of god in you from day one – if you don’t abide by them you are a very bad parent. Not to mention your baby eyeing your every move with suspicion and wailing whenever you don’t quite understand her needs – ‘seriously, what kind of mother are you?’And to top it all off, there seems to be a whole host of very organised, responsible and capable parents everywhere you go – the ones with four kids in tow who don’t seem in the slightest bit flustered and smile at you with pity for not knowing that your pushchair wouldn’t quite fit in the lift.

So here is my list of those times (so far) I’ve been very aware of my ‘newbie mum’ status:

1) I realise baby has been in her car seat for a whole 2 hours and 10 minutes. I’m not quite sure what’s happened to baby during those extra ten minutes, but I know it’s really bad.

2) Baby wakes up from her nap early and I realise I haven’t even sterilised the bottles, let alone boiled the kettle and waited for the water to cool down. Shit, shit, shit!parenting fails

3) Those pesky vests are sooo difficult to put on, especially when baby’s screaming and throwing her arms and legs all over the place. After a particularly stressful episode, I finally get it on. Only to realise it’s on BACK TO FRONT.

4) I forgot the red book – again. The health visitor, nurse, doctor asks encouragingly, ‘has it been a bit of a stressful morning?’ No it hasn’t actually, I’m just a terrible mother.

5) I’ve been winding baby for at least 20 minutes now and she hasn’t burped yet. I convince myself that I must have just missed it and put her back in her crib and crawl back into bed. She’s immediately sick all over herself.

6) I was sure I tucked baby’s blankets into the mattress but wake up to find that she’s pulled them up over her face. I’ve been lead to believe that she will die if this happens. Luckily she’s alive and smiling.

7) I decide to go out for a nice walk. Half way through it starts to piss it down and I didn’t bring the rain cover for the pram. Baby is not happy.

8) I momentarily forget I have a baby and plan a night out…

The List

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4 Comment

  1. Kirsten Toyne
    April 29, 2015 at 2:37 pm

    So true. All of it. Most of these things are tiredness and some babies. I laughed at the burping thing because I remember (it is ages ago now) that the same would happen with both my sons. Ages on patting and rubbing there back, thought I must have missed the burp only to have it confirmed that I didn’t because of the sick everywhere. Truly not a lack of experience that one just happens with babies. Thanks for sharing.

    1. Mum in Brum
      May 1, 2015 at 7:18 am

      Glad you could relate to it! sleep deprivation is definitely the root of all evil -at 4 months I’m hoping Taylor will start to give me a break soon 🙂

  2. Budget Beauty and Babies
    September 8, 2015 at 7:30 pm

    Great post, I remember all the doubts as a new mum and it drives you mad at times! We all need to take a breath sometimes and remember that the very fact we worry means we are a good mum!

    1. Mum in Brum
      September 11, 2015 at 8:03 pm

      So very true! It can be very overwhelming in the beginning and we put a lot of pressure on ourselves to be the ‘perfect mum’ – whatever that is! As you say, if we worry we are doing good! x

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